David and Doug are dicks, my Cookies ‘n’ Creme bar tastes like bubble bath bubbles, and there is a bitch on the loose.
Sometimes, I get really really fucking pissed off. and sometimes, I try oxygen.
newjunk-deactivated20120219 asked: Show your dick on tumblr.
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Lolol fuck.
I fucking love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
(Source: yes-butno)
I swear this is one of my teachers
Everybody loves blue balls. Actually. No. Fuck you, blue balls.
